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September 28, 2003

It's not that complicated.

From the Sunday Denver Post.

The third court ruling in four days added to the chaos surrounding the list on Friday, as two major telemarketing groups announced conflicting policies and the Federal Trade Commission issued somewhat contradictory statements.

Friday's ruling clearly was a loss for telemarketers, but it was too early to know what will happen Wednesday, the day the government had planned to activate the list, government officials and an industry lawyer said.

Too many federal judges have filed too many decisions too quickly for anyone to know how to proceed, they said.


The common objection cited to the 'no-call' legislation is that it violates the 1st Amendment rights of the telemarketing industry.

Shall we?

Amendment I - Ratified 12/15/1791.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.


From the 1920's
, when some standardization of the technology and the utility of the telephone was recognized, the United States government granted a near monopoly to AT&T. This allowed the expansion of the communications network through which you are most likely accessing this mess of a blog.

The importance of this expansion cannot be overstated. It allowed businesses to prosper, the economy to grow, and lives to be saved through almost universal access to almost instant communication. By 1984, the technology had advanced, the infrastructure solidified, and the utility recognized, that U.S. courts forced the end of the AT&T monopoly. While the importance of the network was recognized, the government felt it could no longer justify the monopoly and it's supression of other companies getting in to the business.

This has proven accurate in the explosion of services and technology now available through the phone lines.

Apparently, somewhere north of 51 million people think they should have a little more control over those phone lines coming in to their houses. Mainly because of the widespread abuse of those lines by - yes - telemarketers.

Now.

Let's review.

Amendment I - Ratified 12/15/1791.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

No part of the 'no-call' list prohibits, or otherwise abridges the freedom of, the people employed by telemarketing firms from advertising their various products. They can go door-to-door, stand on a corner with a sign and, yes, they can even call people. Unless those people have given notice that they do not wish to be called.

Here's where it gets easy.

I can go down to the local hardware store and for less than $5 buy a sign.

NO SOLICITING

Get it?

It is a visible assertion that if you are selling something, do not knock on my door.

In fact, in many localities it is a crime to ignore that sign.


The 'NO-CALL' list is the electronic verion of the 'NO SOLICITING' sign.

September 27, 2003

The Alliance Wants YOU.

There was an Alliance call-up earlier. Here are the early preparations....

THE ALLIANCE - Order Of The Day.
Although crushing the forces of Islamo-fascist evil is what American soldiers do best, our brave men and women will often say, when asked, “I’m just doing my job.” Now, I know that when I’m doing MY job, I often find myself getting bored and having my mind start to wander. That’s fine for a bank teller, but in a soldier’s world, staying focused means the difference between life and death. Personally, I find that a little background music goes a long way toward keeping me mentally awake and alert.

So, with that in mind, please answer the following question:

What song(s) would you put on the CD, “Music to Whack Terrorists By”?


The White Dog (and friends) would suggest:

Big Balls - AC/DC
Shoot To Thrill - AC/DC
Stranglehold - Ted Nugent
Wango Tango - Ted Nugent
I Just Wanna Go Hunting - Ted Nugent
Shout It Out Loud - KISS
God Of Thunder - KISS
Screaming For Vengeance - Judas Priest
You've Got Another Thing Comin' - Judas Priest
Flirtin' With Disaster - Molly Hatchet
Dragula - Rob Zombie
A Little Good News - Anne Murray
paying attention?
Shout At The Devil - Motley Crue
Looks That Kill - Motley Crue
Knock 'Em Dead Kid - Motley Crue
Rock You Like A Hurricane - Scorpions
Bad Boys Running Wild - Scorpions
Unchained - Van Halen
Eruption - Van Halen
Atomic Punk - Van Halen
Won't Get Fooled Again - The WHO
Welcome To The Jungle - Guns & Roses
We're Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister
I Wanna Rock - Twisted Sister
America Will Survive - Hank Williams Jr.


UPDATED: 01OCT03
- removed the titles that I couldn't find a lyric link for right off.


Normally, there would be a distinction between 'pre-op psych-up', 'on-target focus' and 'post-op party'.

Since the Alliance order only inferred the whackin' phase - UNODIR - we're going with the uptempo - kick your ass - run & gun beats for givin' a beatin' rocknroll.

September 26, 2003

In keeping with tradition I guess...

LONDON, Sept. 26 — Rock singer Robert Palmer, whose hits included “Addicted to Love,” died Friday in Paris of a heart attack, his manager said. He was 54.

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THE SON of a British naval officer, Palmer was a member of several British rock bands before he hit the big time as a solo artist. In the 1980s he became a superstar with singles which also included “Simply Irresistible” — accompanied by slick videos featuring the sharply dressed Palmer and a bevy of attractive women.

A side project, Power Station, formed in 1985 with John Taylor and Andy Taylor of ’80s supergroup Duran Duran, scored three U.S. Top 10 hits, including “Communication” and “Get it On.” He had lived in Switzerland for the past 16 years.

Known for his sharp suits and GQ sense of style, Palmer was named best dressed male artist by Rolling Stone in 1990.
The “Addicted to Love” video, with its miniskirted models strumming guitars as Palmer sang, became one of MTV’s most-played clips, and sparked protests from some feminists.

“I’m not going to attach inappropriate significance to it because at the time it meant nothing. It’s just happened to become an iconic look,” Palmer once said of the video.

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September 25, 2003

See...this is how this works...

It may not be sophisticated, but it works.

I get home from work, fire up the box and see who's doing what.


I check Robbie (who still hasn't caught on yet...) and notice a comment I'd missed before...

So I followed the link to their site...

and I find this from a few days earlier...

They talk about being here, and seeing this...


They give credit to this guy for posting a comment link to a story in the UK Guardian.

And just where, after clicking here and there, does all that work get you?


Nowhere especially special.

For most people maybe.

Except in the writers mind - and the special afternoon she will always remember.


And share.

Like this.

It sounds hokey - but it's not, not the way [he] sang it, and certainly not in its first incarnation - the song is based on an intensely touching scene from Steinbeck's The Grapes of Wrath.

I mention this.

"You know that book?" he says, his face lighting up.

"I love that book," I say. "And you know that book!" Why am I surprised that Johnny Cash has read Steinbeck?

"Know that book?" he says. "I was that book." He smiles at me. It's kind of like being smiled at by Monument Valley, or the Hoover Dam. He pronounces it "Grapesawrath", like Rose of Sharon is pronounced Rosasharn.

"You like that song?" he says, and he pulls over his guitar.

What, really?

He tunes up. I can't quite believe my fortune here. He starts to play, and he sings that song. In his front room. That pure, deep, thundery, reverberating voice, just across from me on the other sofa.

"All that was part of my childhood," he says, when it's over. Then he tells me about the flood when he was a kid, that leads to Five Feet High and Rising. "You like that song?" Yes I do.

He sings it for me.

"What else, now," he says. "You like Man in Black, don't ya?"

Well yes, I do. And I Walk the Line, and the Tennessee Flat-top Box, and the Long Black Veil, and Ring of Fire, and the Ballad of Ira Hayes, and John Henry, and some I'd never heard before.

So, we were there all afternoon, in that shadowy room, and it was one of the finest afternoons I've ever spent, and definitely the worst interview I've ever done. We hardly talked. This is how he's choosing to communicate, I realised. By singing. Which from a singer is not unreasonable - in fact it's possibly more right, more true, than answering interview questions. Also - I turned the tape recorder off. Why? A one-on-one personal Johnny Cash concert on the sofa and you turned the tape off? Why? Answer: because I knew this was not something which could be repeated. Couldn't be, shouldn't be.

He did say one thing I remember: "You have to be what you are. Whatever you are, you gotta be it."

And I came out realising that I didn't want to be a journalist any more.


Yeah.

I think she made the right decision.

September 24, 2003

The highlights...

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Prepared Testimony of Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld, Washington, DC, Wednesday, September 24, 2003.

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Earlier this month, the American people marked the anniversary of the September 11th attacks - and took stock of all that had been accomplished in the two years since this war on terror was visited upon us two years ago.

Thanks to the courage of our men and women in uniform, two brutal regimes have been removed from power, two nations rescued from tyranny. Thanks to those who fight the battles, seen and unseen, in the war on terror, thousands of terrorists have been captured or killed-including nearly two-thirds of known senior al-Qaeda operatives, and most of those responsible for the 9/11 attacks. With the support of dozens of nations, a number of planned attacks have been stopped, terrorist assets seized, and thousands of lives saved.

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Today, Iraq is not yet producing enough income to pay for essential services. The $15 billion the President has requested to pay for urgent repairs to Iraq’s infrastructure will, along with international contributions and Iraqi funds, help Iraqis begin generating the income necessary to eventually pay their own way.

Take oil, for example. Ambassador Bremer testified that Iraq will earn about $2.5 billion in oil revenue in 2003-a substantial sum considering the dilapidated conditions of its oil infrastructure. With improvements to that infrastructure, Ambassador Bremer estimates that Iraq’s oil revenue should grow to about $12 billion next year, and should reach roughly $20 billion by 2005.

Investments are needed in water, sewage, power and other essential services that were allowed to degenerate over three decades-starved of investment as Saddam Hussein built his palaces and weapons. These are critical not only to the lives of Iraqis, but also to Iraq’s ability to attract foreign investors.

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What the President has requested is a $20 billion investment in the future of Iraq. To put that in context, the Marshall plan after World War II cost roughly $90 billion in today’s dollars. Those investments helped transform a region that been a source of violent war and instability for centuries, and turn it into a place of peace, prosperity and mutually beneficial trade.

Today, in Iraq and Afghanistan, we have a similar opportunity to help nations that were sources of terror and war get on a path to becoming sources of freedom and moderation in a turbulent region. If we have the vision to do so, the people of the world will reap the benefits of that investment for generations to come.

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In Iraq the Coalition forces also face real difficulties and danger-including the threat from regime remnants, and foreign fighters who are coming into the country to oppose the Coalition. What is remarkable is that, despite the significant dangers they face, the Coalition civil and military staff in Iraq has - in less than five months - racked up a series of achievements, in both security and civil reconstruction, that may be without precedent.

Consider a few of their accomplishments:

· In less than five months, virtually all major Iraqi hospitals and universities have been re-opened, and hundreds of secondary schools-until a few months ago most often used as weapons caches-have been rebuilt and were ready for the start of the fall semester.

· 70,000 Iraqis have been armed and trained in just a few months, and are contributing to the security and defense of their country. Today, a new Iraqi Army is being trained and more than 40,000 Iraqi police are conducting joint patrols with Coalition forces. By contrast, it took 14 months to establish a police force in post-war Germany-and 10 years to begin training a new German Army.

· As security improves, so does commerce. Some 5,000 Iraqi small businesses opened since liberation on May 1st. The independent Iraqi Central Bank was established and a new currency announced in just two months-accomplishments that took three years in post-war Germany.

· The Iraqi Governing Council has appointed an Iraqi cabinet of ministers-something that took 14 months in Germany.

· In all major cities and most towns and villages, Iraqi municipal councils have been formed-something that took 8 months in Germany.

· To date, the Coalition has completed some 8,000 civil affairs projects-with many more underway.

All this, and more, has taken place in less than five months.

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Of the 19 NATO nations, 11 have already committed troops to Iraq. We are currently in discussions with 14 other countries that have expressed possible interest in sending forces.

Do they equal our forces or financial contributions? No they do not. But do they represent a significant military commitment and a political commitment for those nations? Yes, they do. And we are, as we should be, deeply grateful for their contributions, their political courage, and their friendship.

The international forces in Iraq are extraordinary. Earlier this month, I met many of them when I visited the Polish Multinational Division in Babylon, which had just taken over from the Marines in the South-Central sector of Iraq. That division alone includes troops from 17 nations, with four more nations providing civil support-for a total of 21 countries.

Many were from nations that had only recently recovered their own freedom and independence-and were proud to be helping the Iraqi people recover theirs. It was an honor to meet them, and see their enthusiasm and their commitment.

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Finally, let me conclude by recalling why we are spending that money.

The Wall Street Journal recently tallied the costs to our country and economy, of the September 11th attacks.

They include:

· $7.8 billion in lost income for the families of the more than 3,000 victims-money that would have gone to pay for braces and summer camps, schools and colleges.

· $21 billion sent to New York City for direct damage costs.

· $4 billion for the victims fund.

· $18 billion to clean up the World Trade Center site.

· $700 million to repair the Pentagon.

· As much as $6.4 billion in reduced or lost wages and salaries for workers in New York industries.

· 1.3 million net jobs lost nationwide.

· $150 billion in reduced GDP.

· $50 billion in costs to the insurance industry.

· $11 billion in lost business to the airline industry.

· The bankruptcy of two airlines, even after a $15 billion federal bailout.

· $38 billion in costs for new border security, protection against biological threats, and emergency preparedness.

· $1.3 billion in costs to state governments for homeland security, and

· $33 billion in spending by the private sector for new protective services.

Even assuming for some overlap, the 9/11 attack alone cost the American people literally hundreds of billions of dollars-and that is not counting the enormous price paid in lives, and the immense suffering of their families and loved ones-men and women from all walks of life, of all races and religions, and from most countries of the world.

If September 11th cost more than three thousand lives and hundreds of billions of dollars, it makes $87 billion pale by comparison.

Our nation can afford whatever it needs to defend our people, our way of life and our vital interests. At the height of the Cold War, in the Eisenhower and Kennedy years, we spent roughly 10% of GDP. The last time I was Secretary of Defense, in the 1970s, we spent roughly 5% of GDP on defense. Today, we spend a little over 3%-a great deal of money, to be sure, but a modest fraction of our nation’s wealth.

Our job is to work to prevent another attack like the one we experienced on September 11th - before it happens. There is only one way to do so - by taking the battle to the terrorists, and those who give them support and sanctuary.

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A British author once declared: "If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom; and the irony is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too."

Is $87 billion a great deal of money? Yes. But can we afford it? Without question. Because it is necessary for the security of our nation and the stability of the world-and because the price of sending terrorist a message that we are not willing to spend what it takes or do what it takes-that we value comfort or money more than freedom-would be far greater.

Thank you, Mr. Chairman.


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September 23, 2003

Never turn down a good story....

I'll use this one to make up for the last one...


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Packed ice at Atigun Pass; Atigun Pass, Alaska
The ice made it a little hairy coming down, so I used my training wheels (my feet)


September 8, 2003 - Coldfoot Camp, Alaska

One of my dreams for this trip was to drive my motorcycle up the Dalton Highway to Deadhorse, Alaska. It's as far north as you can drive on continuous roadways in North America, and it reaches above the Arctic Circle and ends near Prudhoe Bay on the Arctic Ocean. The Dalton Highway begins about 90 miles north of Fairbanks. It was originally built as the 'haul road', to help during the construction and supplying of the Alaskan pipeline. It runs 414 miles from it's southern junction with the Elliott Highway, 84 miles north of Fairbanks, to Prudhoe Bay. It is mostly gravel and dirt, and has only a couple of places to buy fuel, food and lodging. There is a stretch of almost 230 miles between Coldfoot, AK and Deadhorse (Prudhoe Bay) with no services, as the highway winds north through the northern forest, tundra, through the Brooks Range at Atigun Pass and down the coastal plain.

I was a little apprehensive about driving the road on a motorcycle. I had traveled it via car about 5 years ago and remembered it as beautiful, remote and dusty. I did not know what to expect via bike. I read some recent trip reports on the BMWRT web site, which only heightened my anxiety.

Go here, and go straight to the bottom of the page to read the posts in trip order.....

And if you hadn't clicked on any yet - peruse the
'Recently Updated Weblogs' list, which is a live update
via the folks at TypePad.

That's where I found this one.

Another one...

for those who think I post too many obits......

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"As God is my witness...I thought turkeys could fly..."
By LYNN ELBER -- Associated Press

LOS ANGELES -- Gordon Jump, who played a befuddled radio station manager on the sitcom "WKRP in Cincinnati" and made his mark in commercials as the lonely Maytag repairman, died Monday. He was 71.

Jump suffered from pulmonary fibrosis, said his cousin, Katherine Jump Wagner. The illness causes scarring of the air sacs of the lungs, leading to heart or respiratory failure.

Wagner, of Arcanum, Ohio, said she learned of her cousin's death from her father, also named Gordon Jump. Her cousin was under hospice care at his home southeast of Los Angeles, she said.

Jump played Arthur Carlson in "WKRP in Cincinnati," which aired on CBS from 1978-82 and featured Gary Sandy, Loni Anderson, Tim Reid, Howard Hesseman and Richard Sanders as the ragtag station's crew.

A native of Dayton, Ohio, Jump began his career working at radio and TV stations in the Midwest. He worked behind the microphone and the camera, including jobs as a producer for Kansas and Ohio stations.


Thanks (I guess...) to DENIM for pointing this out. I can't see why 'KRP wouldn't be in anyone's 'TOP 10' (or'5' or '3') 'All-Time Great' TV series..

September 22, 2003

At least someone feels the necessity to explain...


Politicians on the left in America like to trumpet the income spread between the average worker and the average chief executive as proof positive of class war in America. I wonder if these politicians would like to divulge their personal wealth (not excluding the perks of office) so that we can measure the inequality that exists between the average worker and the average senator or congressman.

The great American class war is that between the political class and the productive class.

September 19, 2003

Every day....

Ever feel like this...

Who hasn't?

A girl and her dog...

Typical SoCal traffic - but the dog reference capped it...

i imagine that it's difficult being you. i wasn't even trying, and i spanked you raw. in my stock honda civic. with its automatic transmission. that desperately needs a tune-up, oil change, realignment and fresh tank of gas.

you sad fuck.

i wanted you to follow me home. i would have destroyed you.

my psychic german shepherd was waiting at my sidewalk, ears erect after hearing the VTEC scream from half a mile away. she's actually a very sweet dog, but seeing as how she weighs as much as you, you could have saved me the cost of her kibbles and bits by letting her eat your worthless ass for her dinner.

oh wait, she likes MEAT...and we all know by your behaviour...that you have NONE to offer.

Follow the WHOLE trip - HERE.